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Viruses
Subject:
Computer Maintenance
Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass
destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails
everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM,but your processor
doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy
... then discards it through Windows
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