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Little boy goes to
his father and asks "Daddy, how was
I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one
day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set
up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"
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